CSA Open Call

Charlie | Charmed Life

 * I am on a date with a woman named tracy.
 * We are at the restaurant John and Vinny's
 * I come off to others as a thinker.

Beliefs

 * People share more information in a job interview than a first date : During a job interview you get to tell the interviewer your hopes and dreams.  What you'd like to achieve with them.  None of my dates seem to allow me to get to know someone on a much deeper level.
 * The kind of information that is shared on a first date is trivial: What are your hobbies?  Preferring snow skiing to water skiing.  I've boogie boarded before and I've snow boarded more than I've ski'd.  What is your deepest fear?  Spiders.  As a child I was afraid of Winnie the Pooh.  Yeah he acts all bumbling and innocent, but at the time I knew he was up to no good.  (He was going to come after my honey which is my favorite thing to put on everything.)
 * There is a better and more efficient way to date: . A RELATIONSHIP RESUME (not everyone has believed in this idea, but I know it's genius).

Why did I make the resume.